I'm sick of telemarketers, we no longer have vonage and our number is on the national do not call list but apparently it takes awhile to kick in. Anywho I've been annoyed by telemarketers since we moved here. Mainly from the Boston Globe but this time...no this time it was Dish Network and you know if I wanted Dish network then I would contact them.
Anyway the other day I had made a list of things to say to telemarketers, different things I had found online and for three days not one telemarketer called, until today. Yes my friends today I got to scare the pants of a telemarketer.
He called from Dish Network and I let him talk for a minute and then said in a loud panic voice, "Dan Is that you?! Quit dicking around, did you find the chainsaw or not, we have to get rid of the body" and then....there was silence and a click.
*BOWS*
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